Previously in BDBCB4:BS, we got over-enthused about sharks, if such a thing is possible. This week in Fifty Shades of Grey, we tackle the morning after, dick cozies, and text speak; discuss the relative value of homemade v. storebought; contemplate the myriad places soap should, in all likelihood, never go; and learn new things about French folklore and gentleman explorers. Also, we solicit YOU, dear readers! Keep an eye out for the poll!
Katie: OH HI!
Docta K: OH HAI! Look at how I am home SO FAST?!
Katie: YOU ARE EARLY. I AM IMPRESSED.
Docta K: I busted ass out of work. I was like, BOOK CLUB BITCHEZ. I GOTS TO GO.
Rooks: [heart]. Also, I love you both, but I swear I will only leave these first few lines like this to demonstrate to our readers precisely how much CAPSLOCK I generally have to deal with. Read the rest of this entry »