In Getting anal about sport, In which even the book nerds decide to give a fuck about the NFL, Rooks, This verges on the ridiculous on July 2, 2012 at 9:49 am
Recently, a friend of mine and all around delightful human being posted the following to that one social networking site we’ve all heard of:
“A little something for fans of both A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE and the NFL. If any of you football-heads out there also happen to dig ASOIAF, please comment and let me know if this article is clever or stupid. (I am gleefully football-ignorant.)”
It was like I could feel the Bat Signal smacking me upside the head with the light of Tailor-Made Ridiculous Fucking Hypos on the Internet. Read the rest of this entry »
In Boxed Wine Is Bad For You, Didn't you know this is a music blog?, Rooks, This verges on the ridiculous, Uncategorized on August 15, 2011 at 12:23 pm
I dunno, maybe he’d think it was funny – Sir Mixalot seems like a dude with a sense of humor in interviews – but when life (or awesome friends) send you this:
Oh. Mon. Dieu., Becky, regarde sa bibliotheque . . .
There’s pretty much only one acceptable response: Read the rest of this entry »
In Katie, Legally Inclined, Polls Hypos and Other Imaginings, This verges on the ridiculous on October 25, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Denizens of the internet (you’re all from the United States, right? This becomes important really soon), I would like to introduce you to the most useful and important acronym you will ever know. No, not SCUBA. Not LASER. FAS.
FAS stands for First Amendment Says, and can be employed any time someone tramples your First Amendment rights. Picture this: you’re minding your own business, exercising your First Amendment rights like any good American, and then suddenly they’re trampled! It’s as if a herd of elephants stampeded over the original copy of the Constitution that, if my vague memories of National Treasure are correct, is kept in the Library of Congress when someone isn’t gallivanting about the country with it finding lots of treasure! National treasure.
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In In which we watch too much television, Katie on July 14, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Here are my thoughts on this week’s True Blood*! Because I know people are super-excited to hear all about them! Read the rest of this entry »
In Rooks, Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. on June 28, 2010 at 10:21 pm
If you hadn’t heard that Noah Feldman, Harvard ConLaw professor, recently wrote a completely flabbergasting OpEd for the New York Times, allow me to break the bad news. Noah Feldman, Harvard ConLaw professor recently wro – you know what? Screw it. Remember Roger Ebert’s review of North? No? Because that’s a completely ridiculous thing to remember?* Fair enough. You should know, then, that it (in)famously contained the lines:
“North” is one of the most unpleasant, contrived, artificial, cloying experiences I’ve had at the movies. To call it manipulative would be inaccurate; it has an ambition to manipulate, but fails.
I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.
Sub in ‘Noah Feldman’s completely flabbergasting article’ for ‘North’ and you’ve basically got the tenor of how I feel about this piece. Read the rest of this entry »
In Uncategorized on June 11, 2010 at 11:24 am
I had a blog, once. It was a fun lil’ thing, oft neglected, but I loved it for awhile.
Eventually I felt like it was getting too personal, and decided to shut the fucker down. (This may or may not be a theme in my life. Whoops?)
But that blog was not only good times (at times), it made me feel accountable. Not to any extensive imagined readership, though I had a few, but to writing something interesting, reading and seeking out interesting things, and to thinking out loud about life, the universe, and you get the point. I think I need that gentle kick-in-the-pants back. I need some motivation. I need some place where I can feel accountable without feeling stifled. Maybe other people need such a place too. Hence, a new blog, fresh and unspoilt, for me to obsess over. Read the rest of this entry »