That Time True Blood Made Me Smell Like the Ocean In Winter

Here are my thoughts on this week’s True Blood*! Because I know people are super-excited to hear all about them!

That Time True Blood Made Me Safeword

Welcome to my home, you guys! And by “my home” I mean “this blog post where I talk about True Blood a lot” and by “talk about True Blood a lot” I mean “mostly think about how Sookie and Eric should have sex like, yesterday (instead of going to Jackson) while typing some rambly bullshit” and by “Sookie and Eric” I mean “Eric and Katie”*.

So anyway. True Blood. I’m not going to recap for you, because, well, too lazy. But I will cast judgment on all of the characters, because it is what I do best!**